Government mandated warning labels are ubiquitous now. So why not have real government warning labels that bring attention to the biggest threat to life, limb, and property out there - the GOVERNMENT ITSELF!
Reads: Warning: Trust in the ability of government to solve complex social problems has been shown to cause serious harm to human beings and destruction to private property.
Then it lays out all the different risks with iconographic splendor: Assault, theft, extortion, intimidation, collusion, kidnapping, electrocution, discrimination, trauma, and of course death.
• 90% combed and ring-spun cotton / 10% Poly (heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
| Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 |
| Width (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 |